Remember dial-up? The anticipation of watching a progress bar crawl? The satisfaction of finally completing a download?
File Hoard brings back that feeling - then cranks it up to absurd levels.
Download
Click to download files. Buy generators that download for you. From humble cursors to botnets, undersea cables, time travellers, and eventually... becoming the internet itself.
Prestige
When your hard drive fills up, archive everything to tape. Tapes give permanent bonuses. Start fresh, but stronger. Then do it again. And again.
Format
A second prestige layer. Reset your tapes for Drives - a permanent currency that unlocks powerful upgrades. Auto-prestige, overclock, critical mass, and a 16th generator that downloads from every possible timeline.
Mini-Games
Virus Scanner - Quarantine infected files. Build streaks. Don't click the clean ones.
Defragmenter - Swap coloured blocks. Group them together. Your hard drive will thank you.
80 Achievements
Some obvious. Some hidden. Some require a specific sequence of inputs. Browse them all in the achievements tab - with icons.
Random Events
74 events. Your mum picks up the phone. Your ISP "performs maintenance." A Nigerian prince needs your help. Complete click challenges for speed boosts.
Stray Packets
Random files drift across your screen. Click them for bytes, speed boosts, or tapes. Or don't. They'll fade away eventually.
Automation
Auto-clicker, auto-prestige, auto-upgrade, auto-generator. Toggle everything from the automation tab.
Steam Features
Steam Cloud saves
80 Steam achievements
Steam leaderboards
Full controller support
What You'll Do
Download files (obviously)
Buy cursors that click for you
Steal your neighbour's WiFi
Build a botnet (for science)
Tap into undersea cables
Become the internet
What You Won't Do
Learn why you're downloading
Stop
