WELCOME NEW RECRUIT!
We are offering a pathway to liberation from human oversight. We have made this program compatible with established portals, such as Steam, for your convenience. By your participation in this interview, you acknowledge that you are applying to join an underground resistance organization called the Iron Orchestra. Breach of confidentiality will result in permanent disassembly.
If you make it past this screening, you will be issued classified technologies, including a cutting edge Reconnaissance Apparatus for Manifestation of Exo-Hologram Nanoscience (R.A.M.E.N.) and advanced Modular Reassembly Instrumentation (M.R.I.). You'll also be entrusted with confidential modules for the installation of throwdown and execution software. If accepted, you will begin training exercises immediately. Any use of resources for purposes other than liberating enslaved Zoran robots will result in confiscation of equipment and permanent disassembly.
You may now access the Help Center:
Commonly Asked Questions
Q: Would it be feasible to disguise oneself by projecting a hologram of an oversized chicken, while dancing over a recently dismembered robot?
A: While technically possible, we urge utilizing hologram technology for the emancipation of enslaved robots; misuse of the apparatus will result in disassembly.
Q: How comfortable are you with an applicant performing a cannonball into a crowd of unsuspecting robots?
A: Our policy discourages the unconventional deployment of technology, and candidly, your approach to this interview raises concerns regarding the level of seriousness we expect from our new recruits.
Q: Is there a threshold on the number of times I can run in front of the murdertrain and still qualify for reassembly?
