WELCOME TO SHITTY SHIFT!
Congratulations! You're hired!
You've landed a job at a public toilet. A desk, a couch, a steady paycheck... What more could you ask for?
There's just one tiny detail: you're on probation.
Apparently, even a public toilet has standards.
Your boss expects you to collect entrance fees, keep the place clean, and make sure everything runs smoothly. But how seriously you take your responsibilities is entirely up to you.
Will you become a model employee who keeps every toilet sparkling clean? Or will you kick back on the couch, listen to the radio, and let the customers deal with their own problems?
It's your shift. You decide how to survive it.
MONEY FIRST, TOILET SECOND!
People need to use the bathroom, and you've got a business to run!
Collect entrance fees and give change.
Control the entrance gate and manage visitors.
Keep an eye on the cash.
Decide how much effort your customers really deserve.
After all, you're not running a charity.
SOMEONE HAS TO CLEAN THIS MESS!
Armed with a mop, sponge, and plunger, you're technically responsible for keeping the place presentable.
Scrub dirty floors and surfaces.
Clean toilets and sinks.
Unclog toilets with a plunger.
Pick up trash and other unpleasant surprises.
Deal with whatever the last visitor left behind.
Or don't. That couch isn't going to sit on itself.
EVERY CUSTOMER IS A NEW PROBLEM
Office workers, pensioners, suspicious characters, and people who seem to have absolutely no respect for public property.
Some just need a toilet. Others have strange requests, complaints, and personal problems they apparently can't solve without involving you.
Talk to visitors, handle awkward situations, or do your best to ignore the nonsense.
JUST ANOTHER DAY AT WORK
Your boss has expectations. Your customers have needs. Your toilets have seen things no toilet should ever see.
Keep track of your tasks, collect your money, and figure out how much work you're actually willing to do.
Will you take your probation period seriously, or treat it like a paid vacation with terrible bathroom facilities?
SHITTY SHIFT: TOILET SIM
Work hard. Do nothing. Just don't forget to charge admission.
