Welcome to the Shape Fulfillment Center! Here at Euclidean, Inc. we’re all about family… Eh, scrap all that cheesy nonsense, I’m goin’ off script.
We both know why you’re here. You need spendin’ cash, and we need profit. We saw your resumé and went “eh.” But then we saw our shrinking workforce and thought, “well, at least it’s not FOUR felonies,” and phoned you.
So let’s cut all the small talk and get down to it.
It’s simple: You’re gonna be packing shapes for us at the shape packin’ factory. All you gotta do is align the shapes in our handy Shape Columns, package them all together, and send them to our loyal customers. Be careful with those shapes, there’s a reason we’re the top of the Shape Industry, trusted by dozens around the globe!
We'll give you some tools to help you along the way. Indulge in one or two of our Assorted Legal Bindings, or invest in Shape Upgrades to make as much profit for us as humanly possible. Remember to clock out for your bathroom breaks!
You’ve got a quota to make, kid. Each day, we'll assign you a batch of customers along with our expected profits. Keep the revenue above that quota, we’re happy, you keep your job, and everything’s dandy in the world. Can’t fulfill the profit goals? Leave the badge on your desk on your way out.
Just remember, safety is almost in Euclidean’s List of Top 100 Priorities for 2002 (#104)!
