Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana?!
Get ready for the wackiest, most action-packed roguelike platformer you've ever seen! Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana? throws you into the peel of Banana man, a bipedal banana with a thirst for destruction and a minigun that spits absolute chaos!
This isn’t just any ordinary run-and-gun adventure—this is a fast-paced, high-intensity, endlessly challenging roguelike where every run is different, and every decision can mean the difference between glorious victory and getting turned into a fruit smoothie!
MOD YOUR MINIGUN—UNLEASH MAYHEM!
Why settle for just a minigun when you can slap on some of the wildest mods imaginable? Choose from a selection of ridiculous yet devastating weapon upgrades to turn your gun into something truly overpowered:
Flamethrower – Turn up the heat and roast your enemies into crispy snacks!
Rocket Launcher – Blast through waves of foes with explosive firepower!
Grappling Hook – Swing through the map like a banana-flavored ninja, dodging enemies and pulling off insane aerial stunts!
More to Discover! – Unlock secret upgrades that completely change the way you play!
Each mod completely alters the gameplay, allowing you to mix and match upgrades for maximum destruction. Experiment with different builds and see just how far you can push Banana Joe’s arsenal!
THE FURTHER YOU GO, THE HARDER IT GETS!
Think you’ve mastered the game? Think again. Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana? ramps up the difficulty the longer you survive. Enemies get tougher, levels become deadlier, and only the most skilled players will be able to push past the chaos. Survival is key, but destruction is king!
GLOBAL LEADERBOARDS – COMPETE FOR BANANA SUPREMACY!
What’s the point of all this mayhem if you can’t prove you’re the best? Climb the global leaderboard and show the world that you’re the ultimate Banana! Compete for high scores, perfect your runs, and etch your name in the hall of fruit-based legends!
ARE YOU READY TO GO BANANAS?!
This is not just another platformer. This is an adrenaline-fueled, over-the-top, fruit-flavored explosion of chaos that will keep you coming back for more. So grab your minigun, mod it to the max, and prepare for the wildest roguelike platformer ever created!
