WHY VIDEO-GAME BEACH TRIPS ARE SUPERIOR TO REAL-LIFE BEACH TRIPS:
️ NO RISK OF SAND HAUNTING YOUR EVERY CREVICE FOR YEARS TO COME
NO MYSTERY TOE-TICKLERS FROM THE DEEP
☀️ NO RISK OF SUNBURN. UNLESS YOU’RE PLAYING OUTSIDE
DRESS LIKE A COCONUT AND NO ONE CALLS THE COPS
DRESS LIKE A SEAGULL WITHOUT THE ALPHA SEAGULL STRIKING YOU DOWN AS A THREAT TO ITS THRONE
(There’s no seagull emoji, you know. Unbelievable…)
Now that we’ve convinced you of the merits of a video-game beach day, it’s time to be ENAMOURED by the contents of this EXPLODING KITTENS® 2 pack!
INCLUDES:
TWO NEW OUTFITS – Become the seagull you always wanted to be with the Sea Rat outfit, or embrace your inner coconut and dress in the Glenn Coco outfit.
PINEAPPLE-BASED EMOJI PACK – Finally, someone answered the call for more expressive fruits.
BEACH-READY CARD BACK AND LOCATION – And not a single grain of sand in your unmentionables!
